Every Starting Quarterback in the NFL Sucks

As a fan of an NFL team for whom one of its best players is its quarterback and yet fans still insist the quarterback is bad, I find the standard by which fans compare a team's most visible player to be obnoxious. My favorite team's quarterback has played three seasons--two in which he played every game and they went 7-9 and 7-8-1, and one in which he was oft-injured and they went 2-14. But SAM BRADFORD SUCKS GUYS. Luckily, every quarterback in the NFL sucks according to Twitter!

AFC East

I still want the Dolphins to draft @JManziel2 #toomobile #unfair #sleeper #tannehillsucks
— Official Cj Chatham (@CjChatham) September 15, 2013

Might as well give Mallett some reps here. Not like Brady is lighting it up or anything. Pathetic
— madraslover (@madraslover) September 13, 2013

EJ Manuel still sucks 💉
— J salsa (@Jerry24Hutch) September 15, 2013

Idzik boutta bench Geno Smith from the skybox next week 😭😭😭😭
— Meyer Lansky (@Steve_gunsss) September 15, 2013

AFC North

Andy dalton sucks #Ginger
— Braden Hanlon (@braden03) September 17, 2013

Roethlisberger sucks those rings are flukes or definitely purely only cuz of defense #Steelers #NFL #Rapethlisberger
— B$ (@AK_BMONEY) September 17, 2013

Things Joe Flacco has in common with his newborn: Neither has ever made the Pro Bowl. #Ravens #overpaid
— Dylan Tomlinson (@Dylan1226) September 15, 2013

Donovan Mcnabb & Tim Tebow are Free Agents and Brandon Weeden is our starting quarterback. Lol I don't care if Mcnabb is old and Tebow sucks
— Calvin Sauder (@Cal_Dean_41287) September 16, 2013

AFC South

I'm sorry, but Matt Schaub sucks, yo. They need to let TJ Yates start.
— Kae. (@itsKaeBRO) September 15, 2013

ANDREW LUCK SUCKS LIKE HONESTLY.. #needabetterqb
— HeatFan561 (@Mcnabb_ryan) September 15, 2013

Not if the Jags bring in god &Tebow! RT@PTI: does Peyton Manning have more TD passes thru 2 games (9) than the Jaguars will throw all year?
— larry vance (@Larryland99) September 17, 2013

Jake Locker is not a consistant NFL qb. Our defense was as good as gold most of the time. Locker sucks.
— JMJanks (@JMJanks) September 15, 2013

AFC West

Fact: Peyton Manning has been in the easiest division his entire career. Overrated??
— Travis A. Miller (@Travisty08) September 17, 2013

Philip Rivers sucks i dont give a flying fuck if he threw for over 400 yards look at the throws he made. No control.
— Ryan (@LastNameIsDREDD) September 17, 2013

Alex Smith fucking sucks…
— D (@DT905) September 16, 2013

@RobB248 terrell pryor sucks dick
— malloy (@malloy609) September 15, 2013

NFC East

Tony Romo is a fucking homo
— Josh Lenartowicz (@BurrNardo16) September 16, 2013

Put cousins in the game , RG3 fucking sucks
— Jeff Benedetto (@jbenedetto17) September 15, 2013

Eli Manning sucks, really always has
— VincethaPrince (@Vinni_Vicci) September 16, 2013

My god, why do people still defend Michael Vick? Enough of it. He sucks. He has 11 years in the NFL. He's incapable of winning.
— James (@halladaysbiceps) September 15, 2013

NFC North

aaron rodgers is so overrated like matt flynn was so much better in that one game he played
— Ryan Hennessey (@hennesseyr14) September 15, 2013

(Note regarding Aaron Rodgers: It was virtually impossible to find negative tweets about Aaron Rodgers, even harder than it was to find them for Peyton Manning, but there were MANY tweets lambasting the "people" who had been saying he was overrated. Perhaps he is the Matt Holliday of the NFL?)

No offense but stafford sucks lol
— Nino™ (@Yung_NinoB) September 17, 2013

Jay Cutler still sucks
— Andy Blank (@xBlankers) September 15, 2013

I think I would rather watch Joe Webb every week #PonderSucks
— Brady™ (@LBrady17) September 15, 2013

NFC South

Drew Brees sucks ass
— Evan (@SuperSayianEvan) September 16, 2013

Josh freeman sucks
— SanTanA (@SantanasWorld) September 16, 2013

Matt Ryan sucks!
— Dominic Jaranilla (@Dom_Jaranilla) September 15, 2013

Cam newton shouldnt have any commercials. He sucks. D coordinators have figured him out and hes a bust.
— Matthew Patrick (@Matt_Patrick5) September 17, 2013

NFC West

I wonder why the 49ers don't put Alex smith in kaepernick sucks!!!
— Jayce Haywood (@_Jayceeepoo) September 16, 2013

Russell Wilson sucks ass. He can't throw the ball.
— Austin Richardson™ (@austin_winsss) September 16, 2013

This just in: CARSON PALMER STILL SUCKS. #NFLNews
— Vee Wells (@VeeWells) September 15, 2013

Sam Bradford sucks! Time to release him! #goaway
— Cory Landon (@cmlandon1) September 15, 2013

I'm amazed that with every single starter at the league's most glamorous position sucking that the NFL has become as big of a league as it has. But looking at Twitter, it's definitely the case. BRB, gotta take a nice cold shower to recover from extended exposure to HOT SPORTS TAKES.